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Aug. 31st, 2012 05:35 pm
mockturle06: (Dean sad)
Tuesday: I am having such a terrible time with liars, thieves, brutes and despots, I will instead tell you about my night at the theatre. Yes, due to losing my calendar, firewalls and pretty much having to rely on stuff I'd scrawled on scraps of paper, I'd severely overbooked myself this week (and I'm doing it again, though they brought out the Big Guns, in my defence, stuff I just can't say no to), and I wasn't looking forward to another grim piece of theatre, but you know what? I didn't mind it.

I do think the bad boy wunderkid of local theatre has his days numbered though, as the theatre was empty past my row H, which was unfortunate, and, yes, hello, bare, enormous, empty stage again, and the patrons either side of me did complain that it was a bit bleak for a Monday, and so it was, watching a nice, ordinary, nothing special but not a bad person middle aged woman suffer, go slowly mad and try and kill herself. Bleak isn't the word. And yet Kerry Fox was so good, so damn bloody good, she filled that cavernous space and made me weep.
more: crazy ivan )

Ficcy bit

Jun. 1st, 2011 08:42 am
mockturle06: (boyfriends)
That's not a betrayal. This is a betrayal.more: ficcy bit )

Ficcy bit

Jun. 1st, 2011 08:41 am
mockturle06: (matt and tim)
That's not a cliff hanger. This is a cliffhanger.more: ficcy bit )

ficcy bits

May. 20th, 2011 09:05 am
mockturle06: (White Collar kiss)
Just because I felt like typing today, not scanning. I don't care. It amuses me and keeps me off the streets.

White Collar ficcy bits, possibly rated M for those of a prudish disposition, though I've seen worse in ads for Offspring on telly. clicky )
mockturle06: (White Collar kiss)
Oh my. Monday. And it's definitely turning out to be one of those complete disaster and I haven't even caught the bus yet kind of days. But before I get into my grizzling, and the monkey incident, some piccies:
more: tales of the stuffed monkey )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (cortina)
"the last ever episode of the old Dr Who. My career highlight is a line I had to say to Kate O’Mara, which was '30 seconds to computer achieving full power status mistress.' It's not considered the greatest part of the [Dr Who] canon, but I was, briefly, a pin up in a gay Dr Who fanzine, which I thought was quite close to the pinnacle of my career." - Samuel West, The Official London Theatre Guide

Oh Sam, don't ever change.

I seem to be being stalked by The Stranglers this week. First they were playing over the radio in the cafe last Fri when the Peanut Gallery stopped by on the way to the grower's market. Then they showed up digging in the trenches on Time Team. I know, wtf? But there they were. Boggle. It was on a Roman site outside Bath, near that white horse that's on the hill on the road down to Warminster. I've no idea why, but I was bemused.
more: blonds have more fun )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (robin hood 04)
Alas, pop music didn't want to save me, then, or now. Oh well. I'm in a mood, a definite mood. I may take myself outside at lunchtime (barricaded up the wazoo) and get myself arrested for some un-American activity, just because I'm bored and restless.

Okay, enough with the blackhawks. There's only so many times one can hum Ride of the Valkyries before insanity really kicks in.

Meanwhile, up to my arse in work again, actually, drowneded in it, which is a pity because I had a third fic write itself out in my head last night/this morning. I was thinking it was a somewhat Kurosawa version of The Gest, but really, it's just Kill Bill, but whatever. Violence, revenge and mayhem, that's the main thing (besides, it's meant to be cathartic). I could write it out whole, today, and finish it and post it tonight, done deal, but for this thing we call work. Sometimes it's very frutrating to be a wage slave. Oh, to be supported by a rich and indifferent husband, but not me, alas.
more: love will tear us apart )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (cortina)
Title: Ashes to Ashes
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam hits rock bottom. Sequel to Serpent's Tooth
Rating: M - Mature Adults only (may contain drug references, violence, nudity, coarse language, sexual references, adult and supernatural themes)
Warnings: Loosely based season one
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended
more: click for fic )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (cortina)
Title: Ashes to Ashes
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam hits rock bottom. Sequel to Serpent's Tooth
Rating: M - Mature Adults only (may contain drug references, violence, nudity, coarse language, sexual references, adult and supernatural themes)
Warnings: Loosely based season one
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended
more: click for fic )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (cortina)
Title: Ashes to Ashes
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam hits rock bottom. Sequel to Serpent's Tooth
Rating: M - Mature Adults only (may contain drug references, violence, nudity, coarse language, sexual references, adult and supernatural themes)
Warnings: Loosely based season one
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended
more: click for fic )

wtf...

Jan. 10th, 2007 03:23 pm
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (cortina)

Sometimes when I trawl around looking for pics I find stuff that just leaves me gobsmacked:

Words fail. They just fail. Although actually the words Dee and Snider do pop up, but I'm trying to repress. Repress, repress, repress.

Aha! I've finally worked out why my Ewan alerts always end up in the spam can. It must be because Ewan quotes almost always contain the word 'penis'. For example:
"Ewan McGregor was getting lippy last week when asked on MTV to give his opinion on why films in the US so rarely show male nudity: "You're quite safe from penis shots in America because American people don't have penises." This is becoming an obsession."
- The Scotsman

Not that I mind at all. My father was a foul mouthed, sex obsessed Scot after all. Just bemused is all. Poor Ewan, always falling foul of my spam filter. My wee potty-mouthed boy.
more: ode to arrow boy )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (lom cell)
Title: Serpent’s Tooth
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam is arrested for murder
Rating: M - Mature Adults only (may contain drug references, violence, nudity, coarse language, sexual references, adult themes)
Warnings: Loosely based season one
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended
more: click for fic )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (lom cell)
Title: Serpent’s Tooth
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam is arrested for murder
Rating: M - Mature Adults only (may contain drug references, violence, nudity, coarse language, sexual references, adult themes)
Warnings: Loosely based season one
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended
more: click for fic )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (lom cell)
Title: Serpent’s Tooth
Pairing: Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam is arrested for murder
Rating: M - Mature Adults only (may contain drug references, violence, nudity, coarse language, sexual references, adult themes)
Warnings: Loosely based season one
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended
more: click for fic )
mockturle06: merlin in a hat (sam gene 1)
I am rapidly becoming hacked off that everyone else on the effing planet gets to see Casino Royale before we do. Bloody unfair. Coalition of the willing my arse. Not if it doesn't even get us Bond films. Mind you, if you're desperate, you can get in a day earlier here.


Had another oO LOM moment while reading Dalziel and Pascoe:
"So suppose when you die, time shifts? Well, why not? It certainly stops, doesn't it? Briefly for a moment as she dies, she goes back. You know they say your life flashes before you as you drown? So, it's a cliche, but it's what people who've been saved from drowning have said. Suppose it's not just your life but the whole of life. And once you're beyond yours, you're beyond the point of being saved."
- Reginald Hill 1980, "A Killing Kindness".
more: nothing solves anything quite like a punch )

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