short pants
Jul. 25th, 2013 09:39 pmYou know, I could wring my hands over drowned polar bears and flooded islands as well as the next bleeding heart pinko greenie, but when I hear that pasty little Englishmen are contemplating wearing shorts in the city, this is where I must draw the line. No, no, a thousand times no. We must stop this outrage and do something about climate change and warming trends. Now. This instant!
No one should ever have to see an Englishman's knees. It's just too terrible to contemplate.
( more: look what they did to my show, ma )
No one should ever have to see an Englishman's knees. It's just too terrible to contemplate.
( more: look what they did to my show, ma )