that's entertainment

Monday and everyone was away and I was locked out of the network, so I, ahem, found other things to do, then took myself off home early, got straight on a bus and got a seat. This never, ever happens, and certainly not all at once. I mean, you know me, it rains on the clothes on the line so I put them in the dryer, which then dies, and the shop entirely fails to deliver new dryer, etc, etc. My life is bloody Murphy's Law in fiendish action.
( more: wouldn't hurt a fly )