in your dreams

I was watching The Saint and Simon strolled into the baddie's lair, selected a figurine off the display shelf, tossed it around a bit, then chucked it into the corner, smashing it into a million bits. Simon then just perched on a desk, lit up and blithley explained it was a fake made by so and so in Rome and if the baddie didn't start behaving Simon would be back and start smashing up the real stuff. He then sauntered out, with a gun on him, explaining he knew the guy lacked the stones to shoot.

Neal Caffrey is never this cool. In his dreams he could ever be that cool. One day, he might manage it, but right now, compared to Simon, he's a snotty kid in short pants. Leave it to the grown ups, kid.

Meanwhile, this outfit reminds me a lot of Sean Connery in Goldfinger.
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