you wouldn't like me if you made me angry

The server's down so here I am again. It's been a less than stellar day/week/month/life, but what else is new, eh? I am all caffeinated, in a rather desperate attempt to kick the old muse up the arse, though the fic has been moving a bit since I discovered that Lewis, the sly dog, isn't entirely adverse to a bit on the side afterall:

"Have you ever had another woman?"

Lewis smiled. An old memory stirred and swam to the surface of his mind like a bubble in still water. "I daren't tell you, sir. After all, I wouldn't want you to kick me out of the force, would I?" - Dexter, Last Seen Wearing.
( more: sex, lies and videotape )