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one thousand blows

Ah, Doctor Who. Sometimes I wonder just how they get away with monsters who look like this, or is it just me?

Just me, okay, moving on then. It's all my fault. Everything. I freely admit it. It's a fair cop, Guv'nor, and all that. You see, on Tuesday morning the thought popped into my head, just for a second, that I might actually make it through this week. 'Not on my watch, bitch', said the universe, and it's been raining thunderbolts on my foolish head ever since.
( more: why does it always rain on me? )